David

Urges lost

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:24:58 -0500

For the past few months, I’ve tried to write posts for my Tumblr. I never get more than a couple of paragraphs before slumping down and just forgetting about it. I’ve lost my urge to write. It is now difficult for me to keep this blog running without resorting to posting pictures and youtube videos. But I feel that I need to do something with it on a regular basis.

I’m in a slump at the moment, but hopefully I’ll stumble upon my missing urges sometime.

I sneezed and a cloud of dust burst through my monitor

Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:45:07 -0500

I haven’t been posting on here and Twitter for some time. There are many reasons for this, most of them personal. But I’m hoping to start posting regularly soon. I have a new job (I hope I can keep it), and I’m on a diet. Hopefully my spirits will eventually be lifted and my brain will speed up again.

Thank you, Ebert

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 16:28:21 -0500

Thank you for helping me deal with my mental issues these past few years. Thank you for corresponding with me when I needed your good words. Thank you for reading my posts about when I stayed in the mental ward. Thank you for letting me use one of your blog posts as a way to share interesting links with you. Thank you for tweeting many of them.

Thank you for putting up with me.

I didn’t prepare myself for your death.

Apparently the blob is causing power outages.

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 10:50:19 -0600

Apparently the blob is causing power outages.

The power that's in this little app is strong.

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 14:46:00 -0600

Flow Free

I need to take a break. I can only keep my head bowed for so long.

Just popped into my head

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:54:20 -0600

“Hey, baby, why don’t you and I head downtown and grab a drink? I know a great vending machine we can go to.”

Five things I haven't said today

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 19:14:45 -0600

1. You can’t shave a walrus with anger.

2. This vending machine is truly an inspiration.

3. Eureka! I’ve discovered an everlasting bag of Chex mix!

4. I’m inheriting a million dollars?! That’s the third time this week!

5. It’s a great day to be alive.

Welp, a phisher called me...

Wed, 23 Jan 2013 20:58:39 -0600

…and after some questioning, I put him on hold and did some info searching. My results:

- They are a company called Cyber Wizard, and they claim to be affiliated with Microsoft.

- They called from Angels Camp, CA

- Their number is 209-753-4814

They told me that my computer was infected and that they would help remove the viruses. Bullshit.

I just thought I would post this to give anyone a heads up since I’m not the only one who’s received a call from them: http://whocalled.us/lookup/2097534814

Like this comic.

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 12:16:14 -0600

Like this comic.

“Think About the Days” - The Beach Boys Beautiful...

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 11:05:23 -0600

“Think About the Days” - The Beach Boys

Beautiful opening track from their latest album. I could start each morning with this.

http://www.centerforinquiry.net/blogs/entry/un_approves_landmark_...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 11:58:27 -0600

http://www.centerforinquiry.net/blogs/entry/un_approves_landmark_measure_calling_for_elimination_of_female_genital_muti/

It’s about fucking time. I’ve always been surprised by the amount of attention that male circumcision gets over female circumcision, which is so much worse than the former. I am against male circumcision without the consent from the male, but when you compare which procedure is the worst, it’s no contest.

Merry Gifts and Food Day!

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 11:43:18 -0600

Merry Gifts and Food Day!

I was teetering between 20 and 30 mph. There were times when I...

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 17:30:06 -0600

I was teetering between 20 and 30 mph. There were times when I couldn’t even see the road. But whatever. SNOW!

After typing in "depressed teddy bear" into Google search, I found this:

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 15:16:18 -0600

Source: http://www.43things.com/entries/view/4433652

Thank God I'm on meds (surviving Black Friday for 15 minutes)

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:01:00 -0600

There’s a Walmart a short walk up the street from where I live. Tonight they opened for Black Friday, 4 hours earlier than usual. I decided to join all the other consumers for a fun time of pushing, shoving, and possibly killing. I drove there because I’m lazy and hate the environment. Walmart’s parking lot looked like a car dealership. People even parked on the grass. I drove back home and decided to walk.

I entered the store to the sight of an ocean of spenders. I could have sworn I saw people leaping out of the crowd like dolphins. The aisles, which are usually filled with goods, were filled with hands. There were aisles I couldn’t even see at all. I thought maybe I should have brought an emergency flare with me, just in case I lost my way.

After ten minutes of “excuse me,” and “oh, sorry,” and “hey, don’t touch me there,” I finally got to the electronics section. I couldn’t see any of the electronics. I wish I had a taser. Fuck it all, I decided to get out of the mess. Five minutes later, I was finally outside. I nearly ran home.

I’m never participating in Black Friday again.

Things I learned:

- No matter how crowded the store was, there were fucking people pushing carts.

- No child should ever be subjected to Black Friday.

- I probably could have easily broken into a few cars without being seen.

Happy Thursday the 22nd everybody!

Thu, 22 Nov 2012 17:21:16 -0600

Insert picture of food and ugly family.

“Kitty Cat” by Amon Tobin Happy Caturday

Sat, 17 Nov 2012 12:07:03 -0600

“Kitty Cat” by Amon Tobin

Happy Caturday

Random Memory

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 14:51:00 -0600

My friends and I are sitting at a table chatting and whatnot. We hear loud footsteps from the second floor.

Friend: If you hear anymore footsteps, that’s just John looking for something in my room.

Me: And if you hear glass breaking, that’s just John hurling himself through the window.

One friend laughs. The other just looks at me funny.

I love two dollar bills. I don’t know why.

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 15:51:21 -0600

I love two dollar bills. I don’t know why.

Photo

Tue, 06 Nov 2012 22:33:59 -0600